Monday, March 26, 2007

UPDATE #5: December 16, 2006

Recently, a crack squad of commandos embarked on a Top Secret mission given to them by a mysterious figure only known as "The Captain." He had tried to get the A-Team, but they had already left the Skyrock party.
The Target: Delta Blue, Laura Mayes' jeep
The Mission- Ensconce its spare tire in fleur-de-lis covered vinyl.
The Team- Well, I will let Agent Walenga's briefing fill you in on the rest.

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Mission Success! This was a true team effort, and very well could have failed if any member had not been present. We learned that Judy's sharp eye for fashion doubles as an effective lookout- No mall has ever beaten her and this would not either.
When Judy started to panic, Heather drew on her motivating powers honed during hours of leading people in physical therapy, slapped her across the face and kept them all on task. While one might argue with that technique as applied to people with spinal injuries, in this case, it proved most effective.
John showed that he is not just a pretty face, with decisive problem solving which overcame all the obstacles the team ran into. Suggestions for how to apply the cover, straighten it, and collect the necessary evidence of mission completion seen above? All the brainchilds... brainchildren? of Agent Albers.
As for Rick? Well, all the ideas in the world mean nothing without someone doing the work. The rest of the team relied on him to execute the plans that they put forth, and he did so flawlessly. If this was a war? He would have been awarded the Silver Star for Valor.
So applaud these shadow warriors, these masters of stealth, for while their accomplishments may not make the headlines, they brought a ray of happiness into one person's life... even if she did not notice it for the better part of a day.

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